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Marriage is a Scam Funny Newly Divorced Anti Marriage Tote Bag

Marriage is a Scam Funny Newly Divorced Anti Marriage Tote Bag

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  • Marriage might be sacred, but so is your peace. This “Marriage Is a Scam” mug is for the recently divorced warrior who’s done with red flags, emotional labor, and someone else’s snoring. Fun divorce party idea, and self-care pick-me-up.
  • RIP Marriage joke gag idea. Ideal for divorced moms, dads, or anyone saying “RIP to that chapter” and “hello” to wine, peace, and nobody stealing the covers. Divorced mom, dad, or best friend anti-marriage merch.
  • 16” x 16” bag with two 14” long and 1” wide black cotton webbing strap handles.
  • Made of a lightweight, spun polyester canvas-like fabric.
  • All seams and stress points are double-stitched for durability, and the reinforced bottom flattens to fit more items and hold larger objects.
  • Spot clean/dry clean only.


Whether you’re a divorced mom reclaiming her mornings, a dad realizing he can decorate however he wants, or a newly single legend embracing the solo life, this anti-marriage merch celebrates the glorious return of me time. Give it as a divorce party gift, self-care pick-me-up, or just because being single is cheaper than a couple’s therapy. Divorce isn’t easy, but your new mug makes it at least a little more satisfying. Designed by Nykets.



  • Package Dimensions ‏ : ‎ 14.5 x 9.5 x 2 inches; 11.2 ounces
  • Date First Available ‏ : ‎ June 2, 2025
  • Manufacturer ‏ : ‎ merch_template

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